“Lifelike” Dog Statue Hasn’t Moved in Years, if Ever

Lifelikeness of the familiar Upper East Side statue is marred by ongoing immobility, locals complain.

Bermuda Triangle Abductees Materialize on Leadbetter Beach for Bathroom Break and Fries

Bewildered arrivistes hoarded ketchup packets and marveled at surroundings.

The former tech newsmakers are enjoying a second life as sweet-looking trash cans.

Yes, trolls are scary. But scarier still is the increasing homogeneity of our besieged biosphere.

The Trees of Santa Barbara are exhibiting signs of performance fatigue.

Another longtime Santa Barbara business succumbs to market forces.

Invasive species threatens to overwhelm the local boulder population with virulent fanciness.

The Santa Barbara man entered the new traffic feature and apparently became lost.

The last vestiges of an unsightly natural order have been expensively overwritten in the celebrated town.