Thomas Edison's downtown tomb is disintegrating through an unconscionable lack of upkeep
Santa Barbara’s Shame: Iconic American Inventor’s Crypt Neglected by City
Santa Barbara to Violent Plumbing Fixtures: Follow Rules or Be Caged
Plumbing fixtures are being caged for the safety of passerby
Santa Barbara: A Plague of Paseos
Celebrated tourist town is made oppressive by the glut of Paseos, some believe
Disney Character Maleficent Mulls Purchase of Iconic Downtown Edifice
The high-collared evil fairy is excited about possible new digs
Spokesperson: Santa Barbara Morlocks Ready to Join Community
Hideous subterranean cannibals are ready to integrate, thanks to progressive, accepting locals
Santa Barbara Voted Least Convincing Matrix City
American Riviera Takes Top Prize for Least Persuasive Digital Purgatory.
Report: Protected Steelhead Trout Swaggering, Spawning Recklessly
Federal land managers are reduced to acting as lookouts for underbitten loser's federally protected serial hookups.
Santa Barbara Mayor Rolls Out New Car Ordinance
Santa Barbara mayor Helene Schneider: reticence to wax my Prius will soon be legally actionable.
Santa Barbara Downtown Organization: Bronze the Unsightly
Possibly controversial move would encase SB's homely in decorative metal.
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