The former tech newsmakers are enjoying a second life as sweet-looking trash cans.
Cash-Strapped Santa Barbara Repurposes Fleet of Service Droids
Rival Candy Grannies Agree to Score-Settling Cage Fight
Nonagenarian nemeses Mother Stearns and Mary See will duke it out for SB confectionary market dominance.
Santa Barbara Aborist Under Orders to Import Appearance of Wind
Specialized trees mimic foliage being interestingly buffeted by moving air.
Whistleblower: Forever 21 Offering Deep Discounts to Immortals
Anonymous insider confirms existence of special coupons for Eternals in their early twenties
Santa Barbara’s Shame: Iconic American Inventor’s Crypt Neglected by City
Thomas Edison's downtown tomb is disintegrating through an unconscionable lack of upkeep
Spokesperson: Santa Barbara Morlocks Ready to Join Community
Hideous subterranean cannibals are ready to integrate, thanks to progressive, accepting locals
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