Bewildered arrivistes hoarded ketchup packets and marveled at surroundings.
Bermuda Triangle Abductees Materialize on Leadbetter Beach for Bathroom Break and Fries
Cash-Strapped Santa Barbara Repurposes Fleet of Service Droids
The former tech newsmakers are enjoying a second life as sweet-looking trash cans.
SB Tourism Bureau: Post-Coital Palms Bad for Business
The Trees of Santa Barbara are exhibiting signs of performance fatigue.
Flamboyant, Fast-Spreading Lichen Appears in Rocky Nook Park
Invasive species threatens to overwhelm the local boulder population with virulent fanciness.
Santa Barbara Lab Results Show Dangerously Elevated White SUV Count
Santa Barbara's glowing exterior masks deep civic infection and runaway proliferation of SUVs. White ones.
SB Motorists, Pedestrians to Velo Folk: Buy Outfits a Size Larger
Cycling enthusiasts are living out their Tour de Fantasies at the public's expense, disgruntled locals claim
Santa Barbara to Violent Plumbing Fixtures: Follow Rules or Be Caged
Plumbing fixtures are being caged for the safety of passerby
Santa Barbara: A Plague of Paseos
Celebrated tourist town is made oppressive by the glut of Paseos, some believe
Disney Character Maleficent Mulls Purchase of Iconic Downtown Edifice
The high-collared evil fairy is excited about possible new digs
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