The last vestiges of an unsightly natural order have been expensively overwritten in the celebrated town.
Nonagenarian nemeses Mother Stearns and Mary See will duke it out for SB confectionary market dominance.
Santa Barbara's glowing exterior masks deep civic infection and runaway proliferation of SUVs. White ones.
Delicate discussions with city officials have not slowed the dropping off of brats by downtown shoppers.