Backside of Famous El Encanto Sign a Real Disappointment

Lousy-looking flipside of the beloved landmark disheartens surprised locals.

Man Starves to Death in Los Positas Roundabout

The Santa Barbara man entered the new traffic feature and apparently became lost.

Namby-pambys who gather downtown in protest are handily rounded up and maimed.

The last vestiges of an unsightly natural order have been expensively overwritten in the celebrated town.

15,000 stores open worldwide with faulty signage, Paseo Nuevo's among them.

Sophisticated SB city folk are charmed by the Good Land's olde worlde ways.

Nonagenarian nemeses Mother Stearns and Mary See will duke it out for SB confectionary market dominance.

Santa Barbara's glowing exterior masks deep civic infection and runaway proliferation of SUVs. White ones.

Delicate discussions with city officials have not slowed the dropping off of brats by downtown shoppers.