Bewildered arrivistes hoarded ketchup packets and marveled at surroundings.
Bermuda Triangle Abductees Materialize on Leadbetter Beach for Bathroom Break and Fries
SB Tourism Bureau: Post-Coital Palms Bad for Business
The Trees of Santa Barbara are exhibiting signs of performance fatigue.
Audubon: Santa Barbara’s Red Tiles Finishing Endangered Bobolink
Red tile roofs spell doom for the endangered and unimaginably rare bird.
Santa Barbara Sports Fans: Those Indifferent to Sports Should Be Maimed
Namby-pambys who gather downtown in protest are handily rounded up and maimed.
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