Bewildered arrivistes hoarded ketchup packets and marveled at surroundings.
Cash-Strapped Santa Barbara Repurposes Fleet of Service Droids
The former tech newsmakers are enjoying a second life as sweet-looking trash cans.
Flamboyant, Fast-Spreading Lichen Appears in Rocky Nook Park
Invasive species threatens to overwhelm the local boulder population with virulent fanciness.
Backside of Famous El Encanto Sign a Real Disappointment
Lousy-looking flipside of the beloved landmark disheartens surprised locals.
SB Urban Renewal: Citywide Hand-Tinting of Roadside Blight Nearly Complete
The last vestiges of an unsightly natural order have been expensively overwritten in the celebrated town.
Boardroom Heartbreak as Global Rollout Fails to Catch Typo
15,000 stores open worldwide with faulty signage, Paseo Nuevo's among them.
Goleta Country Bumpkins Quaint and Adorable
Sophisticated SB city folk are charmed by the Good Land's olde worlde ways.
German Child Care Conglomerate Spanked by City Over Business Name
Delicate discussions with city officials have not slowed the dropping off of brats by downtown shoppers.
SB Motorists, Pedestrians to Velo Folk: Buy Outfits a Size Larger
Cycling enthusiasts are living out their Tour de Fantasies at the public's expense, disgruntled locals claim